Carnival of the Godless #92

The new Carnival of the Godless is up at Jyunri Kankei. It’s not limerick-themed, but I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this one, and a new CotG is as good an excuse as any. You may have no doubt that it’s hideously offensive.

Confusion wracked Jesus’s soul
He journaled these thoughts on a scroll:
“I don’t think I’m gay
But I came out today
And asked Tom to finger my hole.”

A Poem for PZ

I was a bit liberal with the rhyme scheme, but I figured that was appropriate.

PZ is a man with a mission,
To combat the threat of religion.
And maybe someday,
When he gets his way,
We’ll sing “Calamari Eleison.”

Happy birthday, Dr. Myers!