Carnival of the Godless #92

The new Carnival of the Godless is up at Jyunri Kankei. It’s not limerick-themed, but I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this one, and a new CotG is as good an excuse as any. You may have no doubt that it’s hideously offensive.

Confusion wracked Jesus’s soul
He journaled these thoughts on a scroll:
“I don’t think I’m gay
But I came out today
And asked Tom to finger my hole.”

Elephant Ears!

Time for the carnivals! First, it’s the new Skeptic’s Circle over at Bug Girl‘s place. It’s a couple of days old, but bears mentioning.

Then, it’s over to Carnival of the Godless #85, at Greta Christina’s Blog. At least two firsts for this one; it’s the first CotG with both a dirty and clean version, and it’s the first time I’ve submitted anything (just the God Meme post, nothing exciting). Besides me, there’s some fun looking stuff on the God of the Gaps, religious pasta, and the manga Bible. Head on over.

As for this? Open thread! Post your limericks and haikus accordingly!