My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker!

I used to live in this county. I moved before I could vote.

You know, maybe Howard Dean should have screamed more.

Now, I guess I just have to content myself with living in a state with one jailed governor and another awaiting a retrial who’s trying to recoup his court fees by doing autographs at comic conventions.

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2 Responses to My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker!

  1. Mythnam says:

    There is no way that man actually has a master's degree in communication, not with that breathless stalking around the stage and constant referral to his notes.I only got through a minute, though, so maybe he got less hilarious as he kept going.

  2. Don says:

    Jesus Christ, sir. The first thing I said to Julie when we watched that yesterday was "He sounds like Chris Farley! 'I got a Master's Degree in Communication when I lived in a van down by the river!'"How many times must I implore you to vacate my cranium?

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