My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker!
September 13, 2010 2 Comments
I used to live in this county. I moved before I could vote.
You know, maybe Howard Dean should have screamed more.
Now, I guess I just have to content myself with living in a state with one jailed governor and another awaiting a retrial who’s trying to recoup his court fees by doing autographs at comic conventions.
Dubito Ergo Sum 
There is no way that man actually has a master's degree in communication, not with that breathless stalking around the stage and constant referral to his notes.I only got through a minute, though, so maybe he got less hilarious as he kept going.
Jesus Christ, sir. The first thing I said to Julie when we watched that yesterday was "He sounds like Chris Farley! 'I got a Master's Degree in Communication when I lived in a van down by the river!'"How many times must I implore you to vacate my cranium?