Relics
November 23, 2008 3 Comments
So, I saw this sign outside a church last week.
I wasn’t familiar with that particular passage, so I decided to look it up. I was more than a little shocked at what I found:
Matthew 25:14-15: Just take those old records off the shelf. I’ll sit and listen to ’em by myself.
Matthew 25:16-17: Today’s music ain’t got the same soul. I like that old time rock ‘n’ roll.
Matthew 25: 18-21: Don’t try to take me to a disco. You’ll never even get me out on the floor. In ten minutes, I’ll be late for the door. I like that old time rock ‘n’ roll.
Matthew 25: 22-30: Still like that old time rock ‘n’ roll. That kind of music just soothes the soul. I reminisce about the days of old, with that old time rock ‘n’ roll. [Guitar solo].
Dubito Ergo Sum 
Maybe it’s just me, but this never gets old.Of course, if it was just me, you wouldn’t still be posting them.
…Is that guitar the new Transformers Animated version of Laser Beak?
It is. It worked out better than any of the vaguely rod-shaped items I tried to find among my toys to better match Tom Cruise. Incidentally, Jesus is singing into one of Animated Ratchet’s tools.