So, I saw this sign outside a church last week.
I thought that had more to do with the Church of Scientology.
I wasn’t familiar with that particular passage, so I decided to look it up. I was more than a little shocked at what I found:

Call him a relic, call him what you will.

Matthew 25:14-15: Just take those old records off the shelf. I’ll sit and listen to ’em by myself.

You know, he did hang out with a prostitute...

Matthew 25:16-17: Today’s music ain’t got the same soul. I like that old time rock ‘n’ roll.

Jesus was the original rock 'n' roller!

Matthew 25: 18-21: Don’t try to take me to a disco. You’ll never even get me out on the floor. In ten minutes, I’ll be late for the door. I like that old time rock ‘n’ roll.

Matthew 25: 22-30: Still like that old time rock ‘n’ roll. That kind of music just soothes the soul. I reminisce about the days of old, with that old time rock ‘n’ roll. [Guitar solo].

And, just for kicks:

3 Responses to Relics

  1. Akusai says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but this never gets old.Of course, if it was just me, you wouldn’t still be posting them.

  2. Bronze Dog says:

    …Is that guitar the new Transformers Animated version of Laser Beak?

  3. Doubting Tom says:

    It is. It worked out better than any of the vaguely rod-shaped items I tried to find among my toys to better match Tom Cruise. Incidentally, Jesus is singing into one of Animated Ratchet’s tools.

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