Carnival of the Godless #92

The new Carnival of the Godless is up at Jyunri Kankei. It’s not limerick-themed, but I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this one, and a new CotG is as good an excuse as any. You may have no doubt that it’s hideously offensive.

Confusion wracked Jesus’s soul
He journaled these thoughts on a scroll:
“I don’t think I’m gay
But I came out today
And asked Tom to finger my hole.”