I’m Dreaming of a S’awright Christmas

So, it came to me just before I went to bed last night. I wrote it down, so I wouldn’t forget it: the title for a great Christmas carol parody. I got up this morning and planned to write the rest.

And couldn’t get past the first line.

So, rather than cobble together something sub-par, I’ll leave you to imagine it in all its glory, the Christmas parody that wasn’t: “Señor Wenceslas.”