An incomplete list of things I don’t know

• The musical term for the rising inflection/voice cracking thing that you often hear singers do in Irish music, such as at the end of nearly every line in the Cranberries’ “Zombie.”
  
• Where to find honey-roasted walnuts, outside of Steak ‘n’ Shake salads.
• Why anyone in their right minds would name a cemetery “Resurrection Cemetery.” That’s just begging for a zombie invasion.