Travesty

In my cable package, I do not receive any C-SPAN channel. This bugged me, but I get by.

In my cable package, I receive two CNN channels, one of which seems to broadcast only Glenn Beck, who has the sort of vacant stare, doughy expression, and forced, weaselly attempts at humor that I typically expect from only the most alcohol-stupefied fratboy. This bugs me, but I get by.

In my cable package, I receive Fox News, on which I occasionally see square-headed Sean Hannity, or his partner, the Cryptkeeper. I try to flip past as quickly as possible. This bugs me, but I get by.

In my cable package, I do not receive MSNBC, which means I can only watch Keith Olbermann through videos on Crooks and Liars and Youtube. This bugs me. How much is it to upgrade my cable package?