At the end of the rainbow…

Sorry for the month-long delay. To make up for it, here’s the first of what should be multiple limericks today. After all, ’tis that time o’ year again, laddies ‘n’ lassies.

We celebrate Saint Pat today,
He drove all the serpents away.
Go get drunk! Go get laid!
Or come join his parade,
As long as you don’t have the gay.

Update!
To Muslim extremists:

You’d cut off a young girl’s clitoris,
Plan crimes like Natasha and Boris,
But that’s not Allah’s plan.
With regards to Qur’an
You can’t see the trees
or the forest.

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2 Responses to At the end of the rainbow…

  1. chad2100 says:

    Ok, let me get this straight. You’re so sorry about your month-long delay that you decided to try another one?

  2. Doubting Tom says:

    That’s right, wise guy. I’m going for a not-blogging record.

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